Donnie Fowler as King of Flaming Dog Poop
Wed Jan 5th, 2005 at 21:18:39 PST
The
Flaming Bag of Dog Poop is the name of the
Donnie Fowler scandal. Check out this
Donnie Fowler Q & A for more information.
Now that Fowler has referred to himself as the "king of the burning dog poop" let us take a moment to consider what would happen if Ken Mehlman made the same mistake:
Kos would have a diary within hours saying that the GOP was finally being honest and it would get 400 comments.
Atrios would write how, economically speaking, dog dung has less value than cow dung (because cow dung makes good fertilizer).
Chris Bowers would post excel spreadsheats showing how the geographic transportation of dog dung moving from city parks to exurb landfills has mimicked the evolving dynamic of GOP votes.
Josh Marshall would write how Mehlman is actually the king of dog shit, but the media censored the language.
Dozens of Kos Diarys would be posted on how this proves they stole the election.
John Aravosis would remind everyone that dog-dung is a slang term for closetted gay men.
This would all happen within hours. After that, it would begin to gather some serios mo' and Ken Mehlman would forever be linked to dog-dung. But the right would never do something like that to our leader.
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2005/1/6/01839/33903
http://www.changeforamerica.com/community/node/view/2387
Posted at 01:06 am by blog swarm
